Standing Ovulation Thong

OUR FIRST TEA LADY MERCH DROP ✨
Because if we're going to give you the tools to take over the world, you need a fit to do it in.

A little cheeky, a little fertile, a lot iconic. The “Standing Ovulation” thong is a love letter to your most powerful phase—when confidence is high, energy is up, and the world feels like it’s clapping for you.

Designed for plotting & scheming — cheeks out.

Details:
– 95% cotton, 5% spandex
– Ultra-flattering thong fit
– “Standing Ovulation” embroidered
– Pink with green lettering or tan with brown lettering
– Runs small — size up 1–2 sizes

For when you’re feeling yourself—and deserve a full-body standing ovation.